Um awesome titles for unawesome blogs

dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via ruinedchildhood)

bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

More clutch than lebron in 09

(Source: nosdrinker, via mcgtherapper)

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

(via ruinedchildhood)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

(via iwasbellafirst)

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via ruinedchildhood)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

(via ruinedchildhood)